The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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