Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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