Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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