# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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