So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Let's get the cat blown out
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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