that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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