I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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