my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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