google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
How does one acquire holy water?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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