no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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