Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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