Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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