Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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