we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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