Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
You work out of a Hotel?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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