Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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