no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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