so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I'm passing your future prison.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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