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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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