I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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