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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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