I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
There r osticjed everywhere
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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