His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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