Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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