So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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