If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
we should paint friendship bongs
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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