Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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