FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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