that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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