you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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