Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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