yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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