I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
