I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Non-Jews are for practice
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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