i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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