I saw his package. It spoke to me.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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