Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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