OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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