I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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