i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Please don't give away my fajitas
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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