We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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