she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
A+ Viking dick
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