Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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