I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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