I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
