your room smells of hookers.
And success
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I won't apologize to a one balled man
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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