yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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