OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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