I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize