There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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