DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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