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I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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