I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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