Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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