I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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