I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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