There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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