D3 body, D1 cock
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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